me in math class
i don’t text my brother very often
i think we found the opposite of nash greir
dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Yes it does.
It really does
the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this
Funniest blog on earth
oh my fucking god
people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
This whole dialogue sequence
must have been so much fun to write.
shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney
Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant
i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge