My friend just made this status
Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?
G U Y S
i was doing a presentation in history class once and i accidentally misread the word bowls as bowels so when i said that they celebrated the festival of floating bowls i said “they celebrate the festival of floating bowels” and i was the only one laughing at my own joke and i had to stop presenting becuase i couldn’t stop laughing
i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night
I don’t believe such a thing exists
I was mistaken
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
the only 6 pack i need
You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort