Hi

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

cosmo sex tip #669

raynarvaezjunior:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

snorlaxatives:

why does imdb say this actor is 3/4 of an inch tall he’s apparently shorter than wilson the volleyball

snorlaxatives:

why does imdb say this actor is 3/4 of an inch tall he’s apparently shorter than wilson the volleyball

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

huntersnetv2:

GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE

jaclcfrost:

things to not show in school

  • weakness
  • emotions
  • a pack of gum
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns